I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
i woke up to 115 texts from him all saying "do you love me??"
You were playing beer pong by yourself. Finally someone took the ball and threw it into the bonfire. You sat by it, cried, and contemplated how to get it out. For 45 minutes.
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
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Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
Show him your tits if he says no
They're not help-me-out-of-jams tits. They're I-fake-people-into-thinking-they-look-good tits.
why the fuck are my pubes caked with bread crumbs?
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
That's the saddest description of touching yourself I've heard since someone said "I was just lazily rubbing my clitoris while eating Cheetos alone"
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Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
Vibrator fell off the top of the dresser and hit me. This might be the most embarrassing black eye incident ever
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
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