That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
he said i took off my shirt and wrote "help HATI" on my tits, and charged people to motorboat me..... i'd like to say i woke up with 267$ in my purse
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And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
If you try to operate on me with a Bic pen and vodka, I'm never talking to you again
I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
I have a new favorite bar game. It's called, get dressed up and go drinking alone then make up random stories of why you are alone to look less like an alc
Last night did I take a piece of pizza out of your hand and then proceed to eat it?
Twice...
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I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
Damn it. Can't order pizza. Can't do the hot tub. No one to invite over for loud, kinky sex. What's the point of being here alone?!
Like when your most normal sex dream is you being a prostitute, you know it's been one long ass dry spell.
Highlight of the day: got a bunch of drunks to sing baby shark.
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