Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
My Dad named our wireless network after my dead grandma. I refuse to look up porn on my dead grandma...
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
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Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
I love being Chipotle's first beer sale of the morning.
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
OMG. Hung over at my grandparents house. Threw up on 3 T-stops, countless snowbanks, and the grandparents driveway. Was proposed to last night. Bruised from head to toe from falling down 3 flights of stairs. Debating my intelligence because it seems that "happy new years" is too hard for me to spell. How were your new years festivities?
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
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