You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
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Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
He's scared I want a relationship? How does texting him at three am and sleeping with four of my exes symbolize that?
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My gynaecologist hit my g-spot today by accident and for some reason I went "at least someone found it" VERY AWKWARD
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
Weight watchers just said "you've tracked beer three times recently, want to make it one of your favorites?" I'm begining to understand why I needed to go in the first place.
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
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