There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
Dude just slipped a $20 into the jukebox at that restaurant we were escorted out of last Mardi GRAS. Hope they enjoy Justin Bieber's Baby cause they're gonna hear it 40 fucking times.
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Yeah, half my ass was burnt and I was missing a shoe. I'm blaming you for the shoe.
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
He's reached the drunk point where he's trying to convince the family to buy falcons as pets. Can't wait to see how my steak turns out
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
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You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
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