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I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
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It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
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if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
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