Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
I just saw the nastiest chick.
Where?
woke up next to her... fuck you jack daniels, fuck you
Seriously. My exes act like they own shares of my vagina.
Well, in their defense, they have invested a lot of time and money
You tried to get the stranger on the sea bus to give you a bite of his chicken sub by repeating over and over "im in a girl band"
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Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
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I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
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