So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
I Just paid off the bartender to help me convince this chic my roommate's gay. This is the best cockblock ever.
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
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We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
Pretending to leave a voicemail when the person answers the phone....that's gotta be drunk dial level 99
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
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I am such a fucking liability at weddings. I ended up making out with this married 40-year-old that told me that basically if I came home with him and be a sex partner for him and his wife, I would never have to pay for anything again. Extremely considered it.
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
The creeper at the bar just realized we have the same birthday and bought me four beers already. He walked off so I took his change and dashed, i'm bringing the case over now.
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My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
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