So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
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Swear to god, if I have to wingman for you on my honeymoon I'm gonna be pissed
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
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YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
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