she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
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so apparently I plead the 5th to every question they asked me when they put me under the conscious sedation to set my broken wrist
She stole my hamster. idk who she was, she just walked in and said she knew Keith so she stayed, drank 6 beers, and then stole Charles.
You were Q-tipping mashed potatoes out of your ear.
Dude you ate toast sprawled out on my kitchen floor and said "this is comfy". No more day drinking.
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
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I'm about to order this penis-casting kit so text me within 5 mins if you're not down
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
you woke me up at 1am last night high on cough syrup to tell me jay z was an idiot for cheating on beyonce
Dude you came into the room last night soak and wet and told me you just took a shit in the shower
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