Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
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thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
He asked me if I wanted to play "Edouard Mandevan," turns out that's French for Edward Winehands
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
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There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
Had a slight melanoma scare this morning. Spoiler alert, it was Nutella.
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
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