he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
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That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
Some random at the bar just whispered in my ear that he wants to eat me out while on bath salts....
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
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Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.
Deal.
I booty texted him nothing but three exclamation points at 3:05am and he was in my bed 17 minutes later, lest you think punctuation is not important.
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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