I just got hit by a car and apologized to the driver. I asked him if he was okay.
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water
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Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
So we were having sex and his roommate walks in eating a bag of chips. Then proceeds to talk to us about his bitch of a professor.
Did he at least offer you guys chips?
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My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
It's shark week go big or go home
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
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