better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
i feel sorry for the hotel staff that makes the bed after we have sex
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Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
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Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
The blonde cop looked at my license and told me I better have be home when her shift ends
I hate you
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