school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
The guy at the liquor store just checked my id and said "oh it's you"
You coming home soon, man?
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Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
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We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
So, I had a dream last night that involved you as an actual cloaked Captain America and a lot of weird sex, and I didn't hate it.
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
I just learned that the grill marks on a Burger King burger patty are actually previously burnt on there with a radioactive spray-on liquid and McDonald's french fries are actually 5% potato.
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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