You ended at least 6 stories with "and that's why I don't snort coke anymore"
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
I was wondering if I fell or perhaps got hit by a truck, then I remembered, it's cause I did a splits contest at the bar
she texted me out of nowhere. and I wanted to get drunk. like I didn't even have her new number until 6 hours ago and bam we were rolling around drinking cotton candy vodka from the bottle she had stuffed in a boot
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We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
Only in my life does a conversation about Hanukkah lead to sexting
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
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You came in last night, ate an entire avocado in silence, and then told me I should never accept rides from strangers. Not sure I even want to know what happened to you last night!
He blacked out and wouldnt drink anything unless he funneled it, so I made him funnel water
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
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