I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
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Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
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how did operation slutty penguin go?
pretty epic. there was a guy who was also dressed as a penguin. i asked him if he would keep my eggs warm while i went fishing for the winter
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
I'm literally trying to cool beer down right now in my car by putting it on my floor and blasting cold air on it
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