Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
I cockslap morals
Left my ID again and at a Giant's game. This is the second time they accepted my handgun safety certificate as proof of ID to buy beer.
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
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my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
pouring popcorn down my shirt before we went to the bar was the best idea ever. it was delicious and convenient.
we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
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He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
Ok fine, yes she's pregnant. But you're ignoring the most important part. HER BOOBS GOT BIGGER. That doesn't happen every day, and I owe it to myself to enjoy those boobs before the belly catches up to them!
he pissed the bed, like I literally woke up and he was pissing right beside me. With the electric blanket he's lucky he didn't get electrocuted
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
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