There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
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Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
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Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
The time stamp on this text message is reason enough alone to not leave me unsupervised
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
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