wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
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dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
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That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
Rumble strips road head = magical
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
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