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i woke up with socks on this morning

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so?

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i didnt wear socks last night

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(912): i woke up with socks on this morning (485): so? (912): i didnt wear socks last night http://tfl.nu/lw6k

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(415): View more from California

I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?

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Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.

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Watch for tornadoes.

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(415): I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana? (512): Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought. (415): Watch for tornadoes. http://tfl.nu/7qwf

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Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes

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(618): Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes http://tfl.nu/lxst

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(781): View more from Massachusetts

does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?

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(781): does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant? http://tfl.nu/3cg3

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(404): View more from Georgia

I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex

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(404): I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex http://tfl.nu/l7ka

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The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.

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(940): The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down. http://tfl.nu/a74v

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Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?

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Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.

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(626): Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened? (308): Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex. http://tfl.nu/5y08

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Apparently I fed my Plan B to my turtle last night.

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(630): Apparently I fed my Plan B to my turtle last night. http://tfl.nu/wu2q

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Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?

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Both?

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(218): Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants? (1-218): Both? http://tfl.nu/yr9r

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(613): View more from Ontario

She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"

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(613): She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo" http://tfl.nu/ucwd

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(608): View more from Wisconsin

He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him

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(608): He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him http://tfl.nu/0tzl

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Seriously, I was a high class hooker. I was snorting shit Rachel, white powder, lines formed with credit cards, the dudes house was beautiful. Magnum condom. Adorable puppy dog. Pretty sure at some point I was sleeping on a washing machine. Boxing Gloves.

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Those were the highlights of my night.

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(717): Seriously, I was a high class hooker. I was snorting shit Rachel, white powder, lines formed with credit cards, the dudes house was beautiful. Magnum condom. Adorable puppy dog. Pretty sure at some point I was sleeping on a washing machine. Boxing Gloves. (717): Those were the highlights of my night. http://tfl.nu/jaow

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(317): View more from Indiana

Apparently I was the fucked up drunk guy greeting people at the hotel in the lobby last night.

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(317): Apparently I was the fucked up drunk guy greeting people at the hotel in the lobby last night. http://tfl.nu/8cwu

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And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.

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(605): And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way. http://tfl.nu/edar

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These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.

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(843): These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds. http://tfl.nu/t12w

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