She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
Just woke up. First thing I see: Little brother eating last night's jello shots thinking they're reg jello.
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
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I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
she gave me one of those friendship bracelets and said as long as I wore it it was like an all-access pass to her vagina
I fell asleep on the table at Denny's. Told the waitress to wake me up when my burger was there.
You almost hooked up with 200lb woman in her mid-forties, because you were convinced she was adele. Your drinking problem is officially out of control.
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
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I swear to all that is holy, next time you get my mom high with your "special bake sale" I am going to put your dick in the blender.
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
If you get any calls give me a heads up. Im drinking rum in my underwear on the back porch.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
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