I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
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sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
The guy who was interviewing me asked if I had coke on my pants. You win this time Las Vegas
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
All I want is dick and wine.
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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