I woke up naked in my living room and my mom was next to me like we need to talk
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
You were so drunk last night you typed www.face.come/cheese.com as if you were logging into facebook.
he was walking around the bar drinking wild turkey and gobbling simultaneously
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
Puked in a plastic neiman Marcus bag while driving. My biggest accomplishment yet
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
We walked in and they were fucking to Somewhere Over the Rainbow... I need a new roommate.
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
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