can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
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I don't think we should have started that trash fire
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
A guy just walked down the street dressed as Mickey Mouse holding a 40oz. Where the hell did you leave me?
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
He bought segways. We ride them when we get drunk. Last night he ran through the sliding glass door.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
I will expect an hourly check text to confirm you are alive and that you aren't dead in a ditch somewhere with a hobo dry humping your corpse
I just fixed my mom's tv over the phone in 2.17 minutes while high. I'm a fucking professional.
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
Success! We fucked roommates!
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
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