Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
its good she wears the same dress to all the weddings so we can track how fat she's really gotten
so glad i banged her when she was skinny
Dude, a dry wedding reception should nullify the vows, because really, without the booze, you might as well be 5 years old again and playing dress-up
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
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Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
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I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
I just found an entire bag of French fries under the seat of my car labeled "For emergency use only" drunk me is always planning ahead.
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