I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
there's a guy on campus handing out business cards. you pay him to see if your girlfriend will cheat. the company name is "tying up loose ends"
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
No more tipping the bathroom attendant with your phone.
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He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
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I need like a hormone stopper. Or a chastity belt. Or like a lady business alarm that goes off when I'm being too drunk.
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
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Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
I am gifting my birthday sex to you, but its okay because I can always just have birthday vibrator.
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
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