my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
And I feel like pitchers of margaritas accidentally make it down your throat a lot.
I mean, the lady at the Mexican restaurant insisted. She said she would win a prize if she sold another pitcher before noon. And plus I got to wear a sombrero
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
Um. I just realized I still have a beer in my purse from last night. I'm at work. I am so classy.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
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