Sorry, I don't speak sober.
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
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JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
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They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
Not gonna lie I just got drunk and started doing applications because I know I'm going into work tomorrow still drunk
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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