My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
I tapped out to boredom. She bought me a full meal at Subway. Two tap beers and a pretty weak long island iced tea. I'm five dollars cheaper to fuck than she is.
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James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
I feel like I have African malaria. I just remembered singing Teenage Dream in full to that biker couple at the bar.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
This hobo said he can't buy alcohol bc he got in trouble bc a girl sat on his face when he was passed out and misaligned his spine and gave him Alzheimer's so Ali is buying him a bottle. This is Vegas.
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My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
how do you casually eat pancakes with someone after they send you an unsolicited dick pic?
you don't. it's the point of no return for pancake enjoyment.
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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