Whoa Z and x make the same sound
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
You know how you thought that you put on a condom last weel?
yea
turns out that you did...and i just found it.
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
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bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
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Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
I am listening to Jack Johnson and wearing the sweater your Mother made me fuck mother nature I am in my happy place right now
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