i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
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Me and allie were just offered cocaine by a strange man in a women's bathroom. Why have I not lived in Austin my whole life?
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
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IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
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