Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
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the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
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Just set up my first threesome: a rapper and a Marine. Pretty sure at least 80% of girls in America hate me right now.
In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
A guy from tinder a while ago who sent me dick pics straight out the gate is a tech on my dad's hospital floor. I was wondering why he looked familiar and why he never took my dads vitals when I was in the room
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
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