absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I bought beer tonight and got 3 coupons with my receipt. Paper towels, laundry detergent, and Advil. I wonder if Stop & Shop predicts the future or just does this with every beer purchase.
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
Adulthood is punching a guy in the face when you find out he's trying to fuck you and he's married instead of fucking him regardless and believing anything he says
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