so he stopped for a second, looked up at me and said in a really creepy voice, "I can has cheeseburger?" and then went back to eating me out.
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
I got her a Nickelback box set.
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
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I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
My life is a joke. Told everyone last night that they could call me Mrs. McCormick because I'm gonna end up alone with a handle of peach vodka anyways.
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She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
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