she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
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Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
Im on the side of I-10 covered in sweat, cookie dough, hollandaise sauce, onion gravy, and ground beef wondering how my life I ended up here
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
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Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
Reasonably certain my seventh grade teacher is encouraging me to drop acid on twitter
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
I'm actually on the verge of cancelling a booty call because I have an early meeting tomorrow. If this is what adulthood is going to be like, I'll pass.
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