She STILL went home with me even when I said yes when she asked if I had an infectious disease. Turns out she asked if I had an infectious spirit...well she has my infectious spirit now
Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
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Oh god I think I promised some guy from high school that I'd be his fuck buddy in like 3 months
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
I got laid and laid off at a conference in long beach all on the same day
Eh. They balance each other out
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
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You know it's time to do the dishes when you take shots of water out of a sake glass...
And you wonder why you're always one of the guys?
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
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