ignore voicemail. the cock hath been unblocked.
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
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Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
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I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
Well when I woke up this morning I didn’t think I’d be masturbating to my own LinkedIn profile today but here we are
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