At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
Even though I wasn't drunk last night, I peed in the sink just so I could keep my record going
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I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
He tried to fight me not realizing that I work as a bouncer in the the same bar we were in. His night ended with him in handcuffs, missing teeth, PLUS I got his shots that he ordered since he didn't get to drink them.
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
On Wednesday I'm putting wine in a water bottle and crashing Margaret thatchers funeral
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I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
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