Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
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so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
"thanks for the sex" was written in lipstick on my bathroom mirror. i'm officially done with random hook ups.
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
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I awoke this morning alone and naked in my bed I forecast my date later not going so well because I have three giant hickies on my neck there is a note next to my bed that looks a 3rd grader wrote it on my college acceptance letter
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
I think we might need a safe word for this...
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
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