problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
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if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
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I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
I'm eating cheesecake with my hands completely naked while falling asleep
Remember last NYE when after the 9th shot of tequila you went on full crazy mode and made out with the 50 y/o doorkeeper? and he called you the next day?
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
Randomize