I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
I woke up fully clothed on top of my sheets and i didnt even pee myself..so proud.
I got fingered by sexual harassment panda last night, by a van, I can't remember if he took off his furry panda hands...
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
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I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
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I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
I’ve developed a strange interest in ear wax removal vids on YouTube. Dear god, I need to get a job
Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something decent to take off when i get laid.
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