i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
So can we just skip dinner and I'll just pay you for a blowjob?
Don't tempt me, I need beer money.
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
Just took a celebratory "i havent slept with anyone in this bar" shot. yesssss....
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
Fun fact: female penguins have sex in exchange for pebbles to build nests. I now know what im being for halloween
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
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