Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
she's doing push ups on the keg. hows a girl supposed to compete with that?
Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
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Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
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She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
See what happens when I don't get laid? I make poor life decisions, like buying baby ducks.
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
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