i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
if i had a dollar for every time ive had to piece a night together like they did in "the hangover", i bet i could outsell their weekend box office earnings...
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
strippers are much less mysterious after you sleep with them
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i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
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I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
There's a cop, a pizza guy and a half naked girl outside along with a dog that I don't know. It feels like I walked into a Judd Apatow movie.
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
Guy fieri is speaking only to me. We make eye contact. My whole body is vibrating. My head is purring. I am literally marbles.
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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