It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
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Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
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I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
I think someone tried to make a huge bowl of ramen in my bathtub. There's noodles everywhere in my bathroom.
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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