i may have used way too many innuedos last night. i scared him off. but really... how could i pass up "stimulus package" and "flacid economy." don't answer that.
im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
when I forget a girls name in bed I ask her her middle name then tell her i'm gonna call her that from now on
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
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How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
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The barista asked if I wanted my drink wet or dry, but all that came to mind was farts. You have ruined me.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
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