is wine microwaveable?
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
i was drunk and our names rhymed...what was i supposed to do?
Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
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i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
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Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
I got caught throwing up in my daughters princess potty... On the bright side it played a rewarding tune afterwards.
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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