I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
You're a big dope. Life is about fighting for what you want, not accepting what you hate.
Why does tequilla always make you text me?
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
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nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
Ran into my neighbor that's always crying. I wonder if she's like; "I ran into my neighbor who's always playing with her vibrator?"
You motherfucker. I just had an MRI with a penny under my boob.
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
It wasn't a mystery that it was the pizza cooking in the oven when we stumbled out of the bedroom in a smoke filled apartment at 2am. We are dangerous drunks
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You were talking to yourself and eating cold cuts in the kitchen when I found you
She unfriended me on Facebook after I responded to her long love note with #demtittesdoe. Jager is the goddamned devil.
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
So my plane's delayed and some guy is talking to "sparkles" he just told her to never again sell drinks from her cleavage. This is why I don't go home
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