Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
Woke up with feathers in my hair. at work. still drunk. sooo awkward.
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
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Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
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My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
Drunk you decided to patrol campus as the Arrow and tell random bystanders "YOU HAVE FAILED THIS CAMPUS." Campus P.D. did not join your crusade.
That explains the nerd bow & arrow...
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
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